I hate when you realize you're all out of paper and you ask the person sitting across from you or next to you and they hesitate, look, accidentally flash you their huge secret stash of paper, then say something douche-y like, "Oh, well I'm almost out...I only have a couple pieces left...I'm gonna need it later..." Shut up. Douche.

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I give out paper to people all the time, and once, when I needed a piece of paper, I had to beg one of those guys to get a piece of paper from them. Thanks.

I knew one of those fellows. Then somebody beat the crap out of him. He's much nicer now.

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