I hate it when my girlfriends penis gets hard during sex. I'm trying to enjoy myself then wham out of nowhere her cock just pops up and hits me in the chin.
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Sep 7, 2009 03:23 PM - General - by Dave P
What the heck? Should I ask? Girlfriends don't HAVE those parts, unless...
#1 - Sep 11, 2009 05:18 PM by Thereza
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Mhmm , this one doesn't happen to me all that much...
#4 - Sep 13, 2009 10:51 AM by sam
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um is that a joke?...... im not sure I understand you logic there......hmmmm?
#5 - Sep 14, 2009 09:18 PM by JonasBrother
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I think she should be the boyfriend if it's long enough to hit you in the chin...
#7 - Sep 15, 2009 09:45 PM by Kateica14
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umm ya im girl, pretty sure i dont have a penis!!
#10 - Sep 17, 2009 06:06 PM by awwshnapp17
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I don't see what you're talking about. care to explain?
#11 - Sep 18, 2009 02:37 PM by fluffyhead009
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"Oh, children, that's a problem we all have to deal wi- wait WHAT???"
#12 - Sep 18, 2009 11:30 PM by If-I-Could-Fly
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dude that happens to me EVERYTIME. Oh and don't even get me started on her man boobs.
#16 - Sep 23, 2009 03:28 PM by you_belong_with_me
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OMFG!!! Dude I hate when that happens! Hahaha this hatepost is hilarious...
#17 - Sep 23, 2009 10:41 PM by THoR
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one who gave this post a double-take.
#20 - Sep 28, 2009 03:11 PM by learntosayhello
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Do I have a penis *looks down* nope just a vagina :)
#21 - Sep 29, 2009 09:02 AM by hippie87
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I'm pretty sure that as a female, I do not have a penis. So.. In knowing about the female anatomy, your "girlfriend" is probably a "boyfriend" if there is a penis.
#23 - Mar 10, 693 12:54 PM by kt
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Err... are you sure about her being a girlfriend, buddy?
#24 - Mar 10, 4782 12:54 PM by f ★ckface
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I totally agree with #18, how this got onto the most hated list astounds me!
#25 - Mar 10, 2622 12:54 PM by Katz
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Am I the only one that gets that he's saying his girlfriend is a hermaphrodite..? D:
#26 - Oct 5, 2009 03:18 PM by Flawz
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see little children? this is why vodka is BAAAD --> one minute the person ur humping is a chick, next minute u see its actually BILL CLINTON.....
#27 - Oct 7, 2009 11:56 AM by Mooblah6
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What's with all the stupid comments about girls not having penises? It was clearly intended as a joke : How did so many people not get it? :S
#28 - Oct 7, 2009 07:08 PM by ejeg
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I agree with #28, the fact that this many people can't tell when something this obvious is a joke is pretty sad >.
#29 - Oct 10, 2009 09:46 PM by sohungry
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I know it's a joke, but it's a pretty sad one. A first grader can come up with better material than that.
#30 - Oct 17, 2009 11:37 AM by RoseWeasley
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you are sure thats a girl...right? why dont you go double check?
#35 - Oct 23, 2009 06:40 PM by iheart
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finding out that she had a penis should probably be enough to hate
#36 - Oct 23, 2009 06:43 PM by iheart
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I love how this is both a Top Pet Peeve and a Flop Pet Peeve.
#38 - Nov 2, 2009 05:07 PM by KtMisch
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Hello children -children tell him this- Goo'bye.
#40 - Nov 11, 2009 02:50 PM by RyanKaufman
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I know someone said this was a poor joke but really, I think I just peed a little bit. Hahahaha!
#43 - Dec 28, 2009 01:35 AM by iwaslike
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LMAO! Some people need to learn how to take a joke.
#45 - Dec 29, 2009 07:36 AM by Blake
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girlfriend?! are you sure buddy? i think you need to check again just to make sure that she might be a he (:
#46 - Dec 29, 2009 05:47 PM by PeacefullyEvilxo
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Im sorry, but thats just so stupid, I had to comment.
#47 - Jan 7, 2010 06:27 PM by Pussycat doll girl
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HAHAHA! I had to write, that lady GaGa comment was funny!
#48 - Jan 12, 2010 08:49 AM by ginnbug
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I sort of like the post, but the Lady GaGa comment was so hilarious!
#49 - Jan 16, 2010 06:32 PM by RoseWeasley
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You're trying to be funny and it's not working. Get over yourself and just realize you're screwing a dude.
#50 - Jan 17, 2010 12:32 AM by Steve
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Wait, your girlfriend has a penis? Am I the only one that is confused?.....
#55 - Mar 8, 2010 03:19 PM by bballstar
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