I hate when you zip up your jacket and then sit down, and then the zipper lumps up, making it look like you have a massive boner.
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Sep 17, 2009 06:34 PM - General - by Anonymous
how small is your dick that you would consider that a "massive" boner?
#4 - Sep 29, 2009 10:50 PM by mememe
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LOL@ #4. Yeah, i hate it when you get a zipboner, and I'm a girl! I enjoy not looking like i have a penis!
#6 - Mar 10, 4852 12:54 PM by f ★ckface
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ahahahaha... i always wondered if that bugged guys
#7 - Oct 18, 2009 02:59 AM by pottymouth
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I hate when people look at me debating if it's real or not, then if I go to push it down they assume it is real so I just let it stay there.
#8 - Nov 11, 2009 05:51 PM by RyanKaufman
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My trouser zipper used to sit up in a bump and caused two girls I sat beside in History to ask to be moved to somewhere else because they thought I was a pervert >:(
#10 - Dec 8, 2009 12:59 PM by OhHate
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*bursts out laughing* Oh gods, that's hilarious! :D You just made my night! :D
#11 - Dec 15, 2009 10:41 PM by DeLaRose
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...and that my other comment was for the OP, I'm not trying to mock OhHate.
#12 - Dec 15, 2009 10:42 PM by DeLaRose
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or with jeans! ugh, i remember one time i had hung out with friends and had sat down and this guy goes like, "so is that the size of your dick?" i got really red, then he says "i'm just playing." i just thought, "too late already." i hate that crap, i sometimes try to fix it then people look at me like i'm crazy.....
#13 - Jan 8, 2010 08:01 AM by wesley
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omfg! yessss. pants do that too, and its kinda weird if yur a girl :P
#14 - Feb 5, 2010 09:02 PM by CillyPriscila
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