I hate really heavy doors. There should be a sign that says "You are about to look really weak".
This is from Demitri Martin!
i hate when you're trying to push it open then someone strolls along and does it like it's nothing
Too bad you stole this from Martin.
You aren't original.
This is Demetri Martin's joke.
This happens to me every time I leave school.
I laugh so much when that happens.
I hate when people steal jokes from comedians.
We need teleporters already.
I was going to make a comment about stealing material from a certain brilliant comedian, but I guess others have already made this point. ;)
We don't need teleporters, Ryan! We need Apparition, but you can argue they're basically the same.
You must be a member to comment.
Sign Up Now! It's Free!